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VocalNeal Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 19 hours ago, scottiejohn said: An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 30,000 feet, when suddenly a jet fighter appears. The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus, boring flight isn’t it? Now have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks through the sound barrier, rises rapidly to a dizzying height, and then swoops down almost to sea level in a breathtaking dive. He loops back next to the Airbus and asks: "Well, how was that?" The Airbus pilot answers: "Very impressive, but watch this!" The jet pilot watches the Airbus, but nothing happens. It continues to fly straight, at the same speed. After 15 minutes, the Airbus pilot radios, "Well, how was that? Confused, the jet pilot asks, "What did you do?" The Airbus pilot laughs and says: "I got up, stretched my legs, walked to the back of the aircraft to use the WC, had a quick grope and cuddle with one of the airstews, then got a cup of coffee and a chocolate fudge pastry. Lets see you do that!" ..then the helicopter pilot flew backwards and said.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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spidermike007 Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 I like the fat mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck. Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!" Yo mama is so fat and dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam. Yo mama is so fat she threw on a sheet for Halloween and went as Antarctica. Yo mama is so fat when she goes to Taco Bell, they put her in handcuffs. Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: It's even worse when you see the same he/she/it/they etc in a yellow dress with a pink bag! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: It's even worse when you disagree with the answer you gave to your own question! And even worse when both your answers are wrong! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 17 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: It's even worse when you disagree with the answer you gave to your own question! And even worse when both your answers are wrong! I never listen to what I say to myself anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I never listen to what I say to myself anyway. I was talking to the dog???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 3 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I never listen to what I say to myself anyway. Nor do we on this forum! (just joking ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted August 14, 2023 Share Posted August 14, 2023 Just now, VocalNeal said: I was talking to the dog???? Barking up the wrong tree again were you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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