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ballpoint Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Bloke sets the alarm clock for 7. Wife said, "Why have you done that, there's only the 2 of us ?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice? It doesn’t work, but it stops the squeaking. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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degrub Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 minute ago, Crossy said: Any computer buffs out there? I changed my Windows password to 'Alcatraz'. Now my Esc button won't work. Try S.W.I.M. keys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Just now, Crossy said: Any computer buffs out there? I changed my Windows password to 'Alcatraz'. Now my Esc button won't work. Try try resetting to "digdeeper" or "swim"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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scottiejohn Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: Has anyone else used WD40 to get rid of mice? It doesn’t work, but it stops the squeaking. Wouldn't the use of WD40 on mice increase the population as it would tend to loosen their nuts and also let them slip into their partner more easily? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) 2 hours ago, ballpoint said: Because one liners are so short, accurate spelling is vital. There's very little margarine for error. I was going to butter you up with a response but I do not want to spread my one liners too much as they will get sandwiched together and turn it into a real dog's dinner! PS; Being the pedant I am I should point out that your one liner was actually a two liner! Full steam ahead and anchors away while I find a new port of call! Edited January 22 by scottiejohn PS added 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ballpoint Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 1 hour ago, scottiejohn said: I was going to butter you up with a response but I do not want to spread my one liners too much as they will get sandwiched together and turn it into a real dog's dinner! PS; Being the pedant I am I should point out that your one liner was actually a two liner! Full steam ahead and anchors away while I find a new port of call! That was stomach churning. I can't believe it's not better. (Only joking. Don't stop, you're on a roll). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 (edited) 40 minutes ago, ballpoint said: Don't stop, you're on a roll What uphill or rolling down to a bottomless pit ot similar? PS; I do hope you really meant "on" a roll and not "in" one to be consumed by someone like you! If so that really would be an uphill struggle for you! Edited January 22 by scottiejohn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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billd766 Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 58 minutes ago, ravip said: vorsprung durch technik. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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