Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Finally got one 🤣🤣

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[Zyxel]

A rich woman tourist goes to Paris to visit the art galleries. She decides to hire the services of a guide to show her around the Louvre.

"Oh!" said the woman looking at a painting, "That's a Monet, isn't it?"

"No Madame, almost, it's a Manet." replied the guide.

"And that one, it's a Pissaro?"

"Er... no, I'm sorry, Madame, that's a Monet."

"Oh, I see. Now that one I’m sure of - that's a Picasso, isn't it?"

".... no Madame, that's a mirror."

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[ravip]

Anyone understand this cartoon? 

[ravip]

The company with whom you sit, really matters !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with an alcoholic - you will feel life is very stress free

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with holy men you will feel like gifting away everything to charity !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with a politician - you will feel all your studies are useless !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with a insurance agent - you will feel that it is better to die !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with traders - you will feel your earnings are too meagre !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with scientists - you will feel the enormity of your ignorance !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with good teachers - you will feel like wanting to become a student again !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with a farmer or a worker - you will feel you are not working hard enough !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with a soldier - you will feel your services & sacrifices are insignificant !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with a good friend - you will feel your life is heaven !

 

@ Sit for 10 mins with your wife - you will feel you are the most useless person on earth.

 

*Company Matters..!!*

 

[Seth1a2a]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

Anyone understand this cartoon? 

Did you see the post  with the cat scratching at the door of the castle ? Same joke but not as elaborate. 

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Edited February 13 by Seth1a2a

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Born on this day in 1969. Friends Actress Jennifer Aniston.

[billd766]

3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

They used to be known as 3 1/2 inch "stiffies". 

The ones before were known as 5 1/4 "floppies"

Before them were the cassettes.

Before them I don't remember,

 

I do remember floppies and stiffies in my life though.

 

[doctormann]

26 minutes ago, billd766 said:

They used to be known as 3 1/2 inch "stiffies". 

The ones before were known as 5 1/4 "floppies"

Before them were the cassettes.

Before them I don't remember,

 

I do remember floppies and stiffies in my life though.

 

Not to forget the 8 inch floppy, with a massive 80kB of storage.

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