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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Major power cut at one of Dublin's top department stores yesterday.

Some shoppers were stuck on the escalators for 3 hours.

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1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

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Smucker's tanker overturned on the 605, causing a jam.

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A boy asked his rich uncle for a cowboy outfit for his birthday.
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Although impolite, the other bears could never help staring at Larry’s enormous deer gut.

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EXAMINATION COUNCIL
SPECIAL PAPER 6
Time: 15 minutes.

Answer all questions. Do not turn this paper until you are told to do so. Each question carries 10 marks.

1-Black is a color and white is also a color, but black
and white television is not a color television.

Discuss, 10 marks.

2-If soap and water makes the body clean, then what
makes the towel dirty after bath?

Discuss, 10 marks.

3-Can you trust a nurse whose husband sells coffins?
Discuss, 10 marks.

You are free to use a calculator.

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