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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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I've just seen the headlines in the local paper. "Graveyard targeted in the night- assailants leave cheese toasties everywhere!".

Police say it's likely the work of Breville worshippers.

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I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised.

"What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?" I enquired.

"No..." he said, "... hurdles."

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My dad was a conjoined twin. His brother was my uncle on my father's side.

Once they were separated he was my uncle once removed.

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12 hours ago, ravip said:

May be an image of ‎1 person and ‎text that says "‎Toasties Ham, Cheese and Onion Onion, Cheese or Ham and or and Ham Cheese and Ham or Cheese Served from مم ممم 12PM Servetfrom12pMtoClose 2PMtoClose to Close‎"‎‎

Damn! I wanted Cheese and Onion.......

 

Or better still  

 

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A guy is sitting at a bar and the man next to him asks “So where are you from?”

The other fellow replies “I’m from Springfield, Illinois”.

“Well isn’t that a coincidence? I’m from Springfield too. Where did you go to school?” asks the first man.

“Holy Trinity”, the other replies.

“You’re kidding me! I went to Holy Trinity too!”, says the first guy.

“Incredible coincidence!” says the second fellow “what year did you graduate?”

The first guy says, “I graduated in 88, how about you?”

The second fellow replies, “This is outrageous, I’m from the class of 88 too. How about that?”

At that point one of the cocktail waitresses says to the bartender, “It’s going to be a long night Harold, the Murphy Twins are drunk again…”

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