Worst Joke Ever 2024

Davo369 · October 15, 2020

fangless · October 16, 2020

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one
raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? What
animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe.

"Very good Sally," the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra.
None of the students holds up his/her hands. "See the stripes on
this animal? What animal has stripes?"

Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. "Very good Billy," the teacher replies. Next
she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized
the animal.

"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's
something your mother often calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is, it's a f&&&ing horny **......"

Edited October 16, 2020 by fangless

tifino · October 16, 2020

On 10/14/2020 at 2:51 PM, ravip said:

ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴇsᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: sᴛʀɪᴘᴇᴅ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ᴢᴇ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴏᴜs ʙʀᴀ?
???? ᴄᴏ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴍᴀᴛʜᴇᴍᴀᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ᴀʟɢᴇ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: sᴜɴsɪɢɴ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʟɪ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴍᴀɢɪᴄᴀʟ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ᴀᴀ ʙʀᴀ ᴋᴀ ᴅᴀ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ʀᴇʟɪɢɪᴏᴜs ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ʜᴍɪɴ!

ǫ: ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪᴄ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ss

ǫ: ᴀɴᴊᴇʟɪɴᴀ ᴊᴏʟɪᴇ's ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ᴅ ᴘɪᴛᴛ

ǫ: ʙᴏᴛᴀɴʏ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴄʜ

ǫ: ᴍᴀʀᴋᴇᴛɪɴɢ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴅ!

ǫ: ᴘᴜɴᴄᴛᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ᴄᴋᴇᴛ.

ǫ: sᴄᴀʀʏ ʙʀᴀ?
????
ɢʜᴀ ʙʀᴀ ᴀʜᴀᴛ.

ǫ: ʀᴏᴏᴍ ғᴜʟʟ ᴏғ ʙʀᴀ's?
???? ʟɪ ʙʀᴀ ʀʏ.

ǫ: ᴀʟᴄʜᴏʜʟɪᴄ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ɴᴅʏ.

ǫ: sᴜʀɴᴀᴍᴇ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ᴄʜʜᴀ ʙʀᴀ

ǫ: ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ ʙʀᴀ?
???? ʙʀᴀ ᴢɪʟ

ǫ: ʙʀᴀ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ ᴘʀᴇsɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴsᴘɪʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ?
ᴀ ʙʀᴀ ʜᴀᴍ ʟɪɴᴄᴏʟɴ!

ᴀɴᴅ ᴜ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ ᴜsᴇ ᴀ ʙʀᴀ !!!
ʜᴏᴡ ʙʀᴀ ɪɴʟᴇss".

???? ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙʀᴀ ᴅᴀʏ????