Worst Joke Ever 2024

[chickenslegs]

A  store opened in New York City that sells husbands.

 

So, a woman goes to the New Husband Store to find a husband. Inside the elevator there is a notice: "You may choose to go up to the next floor, but can not go back down".

 

The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1- These men have jobs.

 

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2- These men have jobs and love kids.

 

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

 

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads: Floor 5- These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with housework and have a strong romantic streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay. But she goes to the 6th floor.

 

At Floor 6 the sign reads:  You are visitor 25,506,339 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the New Husband Store!

 

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives Store across the street.

 

The 1st floor has wives who love sex.

 

The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have a job.

 

Floors 3 to 6 have never had any visitors.

[farang51]

19 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

Lucky bu99er. My missus won't try a threesome.

It may help if you let her choose the guy.

[chickenslegs]

2 minutes ago, farang51 said:

It may help if you let her choose the guy.

Touché

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I just tried to take a selfie in the shower. But it was too blurry.

I have selfie steam issues.

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I went to a party on Saturday and saw a girl standing on her own.  I went up to her and started talking about the Titanic, but she just walked away without a word.

Turns out the Titanic isn't a good icebreaker.

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2 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

 

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[Davo369]

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6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I just tried to take a selfie in the shower. But it was too blurry.

I have selfie steam issues.

Were you sending a "steamy" to a loved one?

[chickenslegs]

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[billd766]

20 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

I know that feeling VERY well.

[Daffy D]

1 hour ago, chickenslegs said:

Lean with your back against the wall 

 

Erm!  So someone told me 

[chickenslegs]

6 minutes ago, Daffy D said:

Lean with your back against the wall 

 

Erm!  So someone told me 

Were you they in prison?

Edited January 4, 2021 by chickenslegs

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Sweden has elected the former CEO of IKEA as its new Prime Minister.
He'll be putting his cabinet together by the end of the week.