Worst Joke Ever 2024

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My latest good reads.

 

The Potato Wars   by

Chuck Murphy.

The Glass Bra'     by

Seymour Titus.

 

Any other good reads out there?

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[Hamus Yaigh]

I feel very strongly about graffiti in toilet cubicles so I've signed a partition...

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A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.

She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs - enough times and eventually her husband finally asks, "Are you wearing crotch-less panties?"

"Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile..

"Thank goodness.I thought you were sitting on the cat."

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15 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Not a chance, if you can close the lid it doesn't even beat my personal best, HMS Revenge, Christmas patrol 1972.

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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

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If fireworks are past their use-by date do they go off?

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When I went to pay for the work that the garage had done on my car today, the cashier asked, "Would you like to cover your parts?"
"No thank you!" I said.
She said, "You'll have to wait outside then, you're scaring the other customers."

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[teacherclaire]

5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?

Now you mention botox and no one raises an eyebrow.

Remember when boys had to get a Playboy to get the pressure off?

 

Now it seems to be normal for teenagers to have an_lother form of sex. 

 

   

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Breaking news.

 

Two of the world's greatest archeological mysteries have just been solved:

 

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[Hamus Yaigh]

A Farmer went out in the snow one morning, to tend to his cows and found them all frozen.

A woman was passing by,she breathed on them and each one defrosted.

The farmer said to her, “Are you an Angel sent from heaven?”

“No”, said the woman, “I’m Thora Hird!”