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Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2021 A young Scottish lad and lassie were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, and just gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin'... perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss." The girl blushed, leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek. Then he blushed too. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch. After a while the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." The young man knit his brow. "Well, now," he said, "my thoughts are a bit more serious this time." "Really?" said the girl in a whisper, filled with anticipation. "Aye," said the lad. "Din'na ye think it's aboot time ye paid me that first penny?" 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tifino Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 4 minutes ago, ballpoint said: I doubt if I'll ever be... but if one downsizes the scenario, maintaining ratios; one moon can half fill a car rear window ???? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ravip Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 52 minutes ago, sanuk711 said: Wow.........what dark site did you stumble onto ravip......................... ???? WhatsApp forwards I received. I know, some a bit gruesome, but another view... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fasteddie Posted January 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2021 Mick, from Lancashire appeared on 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pound: "You've done very well so far." Said Clarkson. The show's presenter. "But for a million pounds you've only got one lifeline left - phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?" "Sure," said Mick. "I'll have a go!" "Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?" A: Sparrow B: Thrush C: Magpie D: Cuckoo "I haven't got a clue." Said Mick. "So I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend. Trevor back home in Preston". Mick called up his mate and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him. "Hell, Mick!" Cried Trevor. "That's simple... it's a cuckoo." "Are you sure?" "I'm sure." Mick hung up the phone and told Jeremy. "I'll go with Cuckoo as me answer." "Is that your final answer?" asked Clarkson. "Yep!" There was a long - long pause, then the presenter screamed. "Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!" The next night, Mick invited Trevor to their local pub to buy him a drink. "Tell me, Trevor. How in Heaven's name did you know it was the Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?" "Because, he lives in a clock! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fasteddie Posted January 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2021 The Dublin mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously "What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home early today from my fishing trip. I get home... and guess what I found? Yes, your daughter, my wife Brydie, naked with Frankie McNaughton in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!" "Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. Brydie would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened." Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. ‘’ Paddy. I told you there must be a simple explanation .......she never got your email 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post ballpoint Posted January 28, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 28, 2021 After his exam, the doctor asked the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty". "Mmmm", says the doctor, "let me think about a possible reason for that". Later, after examining the man's elderly wife, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" She replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in January and the second time is in August." 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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