Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[Hamus Yaigh]

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Paddy and Mick meet a friend returning from a fishing trip.

The friend had caught 20 x 5lb salmon which he was selling to local hotels.

Paddy asks, “what bait do ya yous to get them fish”?

The friend replies, “I don’t use bait, I just hang over the bridge and pull them out”.

Paddy and Mick see a potential money earner and decide to give this ingenious fishing method a go.

At the bridge Paddy hangs over with Mick hanging on to his legs.

A good hour passes and Paddy shouts, “pull me up quick”.

Mick says, “have you caught one”?

Paddy shouts, “No! There’s a bloody train coming”.

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I've just been reading a poignant and very sad story about the decline of independent bookshops which used to be on every high street in the country.
Great read and I got it for only £3.99 on Amazon.

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I just found out the troubling news that Grandpa is addicted to viagra 

No one is taking this harder than Grandma.

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                   Just a Brit Joke....................

 

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“Hmm” ... “No, mask, no social distancing,

flash mob supper, and you say the jails are full....”

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