Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[Disparate Dan]

‘She has a skill you can’t buy’: the making of Chelsea’s Emma Hayes

headline in English newspaper. Relax guys, apparently she's just a women's football player.....

Edited May 15, 2021 by Disparate Dan

[Peter Denis]

The Expert Birdwatcher

 

 

[Peter Denis]

... and The Expert Birdwatcher's Sister

 

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On 5/14/2021 at 11:14 AM, fangless said:

Cannibalism or "sorry son, I should have held you tighter"?

No.....pair of crocs????

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15 hours ago, roo860 said:

So now we know where all the posts that are full of froth, leave a bad taste  but with no real content come from!????

 

 

PS; I do not mean it really about you(555)

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My mate said I wasn't a true cockney,

so I pushed him down the apples and oranges!

[VocalNeal]

Mammals can breathe through anus in emergencies, study shows. 

https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2021/05/16/mammals-can-breathe-through-anus-in-emergencies-study-shows/1974465

 

Must be true because I know some guys who can talk out of it.

[Hamus Yaigh]

It’s sad the word “Legend” has been devalued from pulling a sword from a stone to unexpectedly returning with crisps.

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[fangless]

Mixed Emotions;

Watching your Mother in law drive over a cliff in your brand new sports car.

[roo860]

BREAKING: Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced that due to the new Indian covid variant people will now be offered the Pun jab Please start taking this Indian Covid Variant seriously !! my neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week and he's only just buried his naan.

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My uncle Jim is getting older, and he’s having trouble with his memory
So he went to his doctor, and he started taking these pills to help his memory.

“Hey Uncle Jim,” I said, “what are those memory pills you’re taking called?”

“Ahhhh...um....hmmm” he took a second,

“Hmmmm...hold on let me think ermmmm.....it’s....daisy? No that’s not it....it’s petunia? No..no, let me remember....”

“Well is it like....Tulip?” I suggested?

“No, no. That’s not it...some type of flower I think”

“Is it rose?” I asked,

“Yes, Rose! That’s it!” He exclaimed. Then he leaned his head towards the doorway....“Hey Rose! What’s the name of those new memory pills?”

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11 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Mammals can breathe through anus in emergencies, study shows. 

https://www.malaymail.com/news/life/2021/05/16/mammals-can-breathe-through-anus-in-emergencies-study-shows/1974465

 

Must be true because I know some guys who can talk out of it.

 

(from the above link)

"This is called enteral ventilation via anus, or EVA."

 

I'm sure Eva Air never imagined their name would be linked to anything in such a surreal way.

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Edited May 16, 2021 by roo860

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