fangless Posted September 1, 2021 Share Posted September 1, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Yellowtail said: Like downrigger trolling? OK you caught me there but then I'm not sure what you use to bait your rod to get it twitching as this is a family forum and too much info can make the scales fall from your eyes! Edited September 1, 2021 by fangless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HeijoshinCool Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 . What do they call a doctor who graduates at the very bottom of his class.....? A proctologist. (Hey, if that isn't the worst joke of 2021, I don't know what is.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2021 An Irish woman was in bed with her lover when she suddenly heard a noise downstairs. ‘My God! Your husband is home,’ said the lover. ‘What am I going to do?’ ‘Don’t worry,’ said the wife. ‘Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk, he won’t even notice you here with me.’ The lover took her advice and sure enough, the husband didn’t notice anything untoward when he blundered his way into the bedroom. He crawled into bed and it wasn’t until he pulled the covers over himself and exposed six feet at the end of the bed that he became suspicious. ‘Honey!’ he yelled. ‘What the hell is going on? I see six feet at the end of the bed.’ The wife replied calmly: ‘Dear, you’re so drunk, you can’t count. If you don’t believe me, count them again.’ The husband got out of bed and counted: ‘One, two, three, four . . . Dammit, you’re right, honey.’ And he climbed back into bed and went to sleep. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post fangless Posted September 2, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 2, 2021 A drunk was floundering down an alleyway carrying a box with holes in the side when he bumped into an old friend. ‘What have you got there?’ asked the friend, nodding towards the box. ‘A mongoose,’ replied the drunk. ‘What have you got a mongoose for?’ ‘Well, you know how drunk I can get. When I get drunk, I see snakes and I’m scared to death of snakes. That’s why I got this mongoose, for protection.’ ‘But those snakes are imaginary.’ ‘That’s OK. So is this mongoose.’ 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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fangless Posted September 2, 2021 Share Posted September 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, HeijoshinCool said: . What do they call a doctor who graduates at the very bottom of his class.....? A proctologist. (Hey, if that isn't the worst joke of 2021, I don't know what is.) It's ok he will be able to fingure out what a bum job it is soon! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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