Worst Joke Ever 2024

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[sanuk711]

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[billd766]

16 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

Next time you're down in the dumps, bring me back an old tire...

Nothing for me thank you.

 

I retired 12 year ago and there are times when I think I need a whole body transplant.

[sanuk711]

[Nomoneynohoney]

Biden says he plans to run for re-election in 2024.

Silly Joe ????????????????

[fangless]

2 hours ago, ravip said:

And that was on the Mersey ferry!

[WorriedNoodle]

[ravip]

[Meat Pie 47]

[tifino]

first professional soccer player...

 

 

 

 

[Yellowtail]

18 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Two immigrants from Africa arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between their country and the U.S.

One of them mentions he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're going to fit in, they better eat dogs as well.

So they head to the nearest hot dog stand and order two 'dogs.' The first guy unwraps his, looks at it, and nervously looks at his friend.
“Which part did you get?”

I thing it's a better joke with the two nuns visiting from Italy...

[tomazbodner]

45 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

I thing it's a better joke with the two nuns visiting from Italy...

Or 2 Chinese girls winning MTV competition... heard that when... well, MTV was still playing music videos...

[fangless]

What does a bad gynaecologist and a healthy dog have in common?

A wet nose.

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What do you name a dog with steel balls and no hind legs?

Sparky

[fangless]

My girlfriend's dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one.

It just made her more upset.

She screamed at me, "What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"

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