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Popular Post VBF Posted September 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2021 13 hours ago, ballpoint said: Last week a man convinced me to join the R.A.C. so I handed over £55. Must be a con, I still haven't received my uniform. There's a new motoring organisation just started - it's only for Liverpudlians. It's called the "AA, calm down!" If they can't fix your car in an hour, they steal you another one! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2021 A young woman told her father tearfully: ‘Dad, you know you told me to put all my money in an account with that big bank? Well, that bank is now in trouble, and I don’t know what I’m going to do!’ ‘That bank can’t be in trouble,’ said the father. ‘It’s one of the major players in the financial world. You must have got it wrong.’ ‘I don’t think so,’ she sobbed. ‘They just returned one of my cheques with a note saying, “Insufficient Funds”.’ 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post fangless Posted September 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2021 Two men were sitting in a bar, complaining about their wives. ‘It really annoys me,’ said one. ‘Whenever we have a row, she gets historical.’ ‘Don’t you mean “hysterical”?’ queried his friend. ‘No, I mean historical. Every time we argue, she says: “I still remember the time that you . . . 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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