Worst Joke Ever 2024

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1 hour ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

An Irish Armoured Corps tank commander was seriously injured when his head struck the ball cock.

That must have been a drain on their resources! I wouder what they will use to plug the gap!

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57 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Hard? Looks a bit floppy to me.  Besides, you should see a doctor.  Looks like you've slipped a disk in there.

I'm a bit embarrassed about going to see my female doctor with it only being 3.5" all the time-floppy or not!

 

PS; 8 44 2 66 55 7777 (hint see yesterday's old phone memes)

 

 

 

Edited November 3, 2021 by fangless
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8 hours ago, fangless said:

And I thought he would be pining for his comrade cut down in his prime!

Stop beating about the bush and get to the root of the issue, or I won't bother to log on to this thread anymore and will branch out to another instead.

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31 minutes ago, fangless said:

I'm a bit embarrassed about going to see my female doctor with it only being 3.5" all the time-floppy or not!

 

PS; 8 44 2 66 55 7777 (hint see yesterday's old phone memes)

 

 

 

I don't go for that new fangled text gibberish, but -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- .

 

(or, if the navy floats your boat,

)

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30 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I don't go for that new fangled text gibberish, but -.-- --- ..- .----. .-. . / .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- .

 

(or, if the navy floats your boat,

)

Understood!

- .... .- -. -.- ... / .- --. .- .. -.

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38 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Stop beating about the bush and get to the root of the issue, or I won't bother to log on to this thread anymore and will branch out to another instead.

And I thought I could read you like a dog eared book.  Looks like I've been barking up the wrong tree all along!

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4 hours ago, fangless said:

I forgot to mention that they are based my selfies!

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4 minutes ago, billd766 said:

It's Ok Although we may not look alike but we certainly seem to think alike!

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1 hour ago, fangless said:

And I thought I could read you like a dog eared book.  Looks like I've been barking up the wrong tree all along!

Yes, I've turned over a new leaf.

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1 minute ago, ballpoint said:

Yes, I've turned over a new leaf.

I bet Eve is happy!

[overherebc]

What is easy for four men to do at the same time but impossible for four women to do at the same time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pee in a bucket.

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Edited November 3, 2021 by fangless

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3 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

Halloween has only just passed, thanksgiving still to come and we have the Christmas memes started already.  Are you having a joke or what? ????

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