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1 minute ago, sanuk711 said:

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At this very slow website, that was a great one. I was waiting for the rest to load.

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6 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

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……a pair of bigger tits for herself and………well why not………..more big tits for the first team.

I thought the Newcastle team had enough big tits in it already!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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Why did you stop? Were you funneled into a new career or just sailing too close to the wind with some of your repartee!

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Posted
6 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

We once got lost on holiday in the USA before mobile phones and such and

I actually turned to my wife for help with the map...

she was also completely fxxxxg useless though as

there's only one map that the fat bitch knows how to read.

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Would Quality Street be up her street then?

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After kissing a girl on the sofa she said “let’s take this upstairs”

 

“Ok” I said “ You grab one end and I’ll grab the other”

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