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Fear is the best laxative known to man.

 

If it wasn't for 'Venetian Blinds' it'd be curtains for everybody.

 

I worship the ground my wife is gonna lie under. 

 

I have a soft spot for my wife. It's a swamp at the bottom of the garden.

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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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The most unexpected effect of Corona Virus is it changes the taste of the food you eat.

 

Nothing is wrong with your taste buds, it's just that all the kitchen staff have started washing their hands!

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Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.

 

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!"

 

The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too.

 

Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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May be an image of text that says "One of the best openings in a a book ONE THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS INTRODUCTION: THERMODYNAMICS AND STATISTICAL MECHANICS OF THE PERFICT GAS Ludwig Boltzmann, who spent much studying statistical mechanics died in 1906 by his own hand. Paul Ehrenfest, carrying on the work, died similarly 1933 Now ith our turn study statistical mechanic. Perhapa be Wisd approach the subjeet cautiously, We will begin by considering the simplest meaningful example, the perfect order get central concepts sarted out. In Chap. will return the solution that problem, and the results will provide foundation of much of the rest the book."

 

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10 hours ago, roo860 said:

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I've had to buy these and 10mm combination spanners by the bag due to contractors "losing" them.

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Phew, missed this ...

 

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