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10 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

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In our school it was

 

Jingle bells,

Batman smells,

Robin flew away.

Batmobile lost a wheel

on the motorway.

 

Alternately, the last two lines were replaced by

Wonder Woman lost her bosom

on the motorway.

(Accompanied with much tittering (no pun intended) from our childish minds).

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A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!

 

The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business.

 

Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.

 

Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction, as it was an action because of their Prayer.

 

The Church Denied all Responsibility!!!

 

So, the judge commented,

"It's Difficult to Decide the Case because *here we have a Bar Owner  Who Believes in the Power of Prayer & an Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it! "

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