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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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well she was asking for it.......

Not so. They were asking for it and didn't realise that some women fight back.

IMHO she did a brilliant job.

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Not so. They were asking for it and didn't realise that some women fight back.

IMHO she did a brilliant job.

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Not to her it wasn't.

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Not to her it wasn't.

It was a scene made up for You tube,nothing real in it.

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It was a scene made up for You tube,nothing real in it.

And you know this of course, because you were there.

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And you know this of course, because you were there.

Yes, I was there as well. I was driving and dude was in the back seat.

She's my girlfriend, did you see the stain on her crotch? That was me.

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And you know this of course, because you were there.

Stone me. Again:

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There's a song about that. Priceless.

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