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Man tries to open a bank account.

Teller asks him, “Your name?”
So he spells it 

“J-j-jj-hhh-on S-ss-mm-i-tthh.”

“Oh, you have a bad stutter?”

“No, my dad did, but the person, who made up my birth certificate, was a complete moron!”

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On 6/17/2023 at 9:05 AM, scottiejohn said:

In some parts of the world people eat little bent pieces of wire for breakfast — it’s their staple diet.
 

Have to ask the Mods to pin that one ????

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5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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Reminds me of.....

Q: How do you tell what clan a Scotsman belongs to?

A: Stick your hand up his kilt - if he's got a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald

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