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In a small coastal town     good news bad news.

John hears a knock on the door, and opens it, there are the two local cops, holding some crabs

"Hi john, we were just down on the beach and brought you some crabs" 

"wow thanks guys"

"unfortunately john we have some bad news, we have found your wife drowned in the sea"

"Oh no i'll come now"

  pause

"Ok we'll drag her back in again"     ????????????

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22 hours ago, roo860 said:

Paid £2,500 for a new 3 piece suite to be delivered tomorrow so I gave my old one to a charity
Just had a phone call to say they can't deliver my suite for another 4 weeks
Anyone know where I stand.?

Anywhere you like - you've got plenty of space ????

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