Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[Zyxel]

A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to do she called him on his cell phone.
After the husband picked up the phone his wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do!"
He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
Little tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up and said "Yes, I do remember that shop!!!" she replied.
"Well I am in the Yogurt shop next door to that.

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[Zyxel]

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12 minutes ago, Zyxel said:

I wonder what their user names are on here? 

Must be nice for them seeing that and remembering back when they were in the prime of their lives.

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26 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I wonder what their user names are on here? 

Must be nice for them seeing that and remembering back when they were in the prime of their lives.

They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

Everybody's dead, Dave!

Gordon Bennett! Yes, Everyone. Everybody's dead, Dave

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44 minutes ago, VocalNeal said:

They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

Everybody's dead, Dave!

Gordon Bennett! Yes, Everyone. Everybody's dead, Dave

That's handy.  I might need something to grit the path with if it snows.

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Why am I feeling more afraid of those feet than the rifle??? 

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A street in Wales..............

 

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