Worst Joke Ever 2025

[Zyxel]

A man is on the beach, sitting in a chair, reading a book.

Some woman takes her blanket and sits near him.

She says, It’s a beautiful day, isn’t it?”

He replies, “Yes, it is.”

She asks, “Do you live around here?”

He responds, “I have a condo nearby.”

She asks, “Are you retired?”

He responds, “I retired about ten years ago.”

She keeps asking him questions, and he replies to all her questions.

After many questions, she asks, “Do you like pussy cats?”

Hearing that question, the man gets up from his chair, goes over to her blanket,

unfastens her bathing suit, has sex with her, and then returns to his beach chair.

The woman looks at him and says, “Wow, how did you know that’s what I wanted?”

He replies, How did you know my name was Katz?”

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[billd766]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Just looking at that photo brings tears to my eyes

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[carlyai]

4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Sometimes , there is some really weird stuff goes on in Thailand....

 

 

Sometimes????

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On 2/2/2024 at 11:09 AM, ravip said:

 

Reminds me of this classic  

 

 

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Why does a chap called Don O' Treply keep emailing me? 

 

He seems to work for a lot of different companies.

 

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This is wrong on so many levels.

 

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