Worst Joke Ever 2025

chickenslegs · April 30, 2024

Yellowtail · April 30, 2024

11 hours ago, Zyxel said:

Asian p*ssy?

still kicking · April 30, 2024

still kicking · April 30, 2024

oxo1947 · May 1, 2024

oxo1947 · May 1, 2024

MUSLIMS: When asked about your wife's age, answer in dog years, twenty eight doesn't sound that bad. --------------------------------

I always keep the sexual harassment claim forms in the bottom drawer of my desk. That way, when she bends down to get one, I get a great view of her arse.

The Sun:------ Palestinian hostages reveal amazing 187 day diet plan.

"If you'd had a tin of shoe polish, you could have blackened her up and got away with it," I said to Oscar Pistorius, laughing. Then I realised that was in bad taste. Why would he have a tin of shoe polish?

The autocorrect on my phone hasn't got used to me yet. It still thinks I like watching canal fishing videos.

The party invitation read, 'dress to kill'. Apparently, a turban, backpack and beard weren’t what they meant.

My friend's been ill in bed all over Christmas , so I went round today and took some presents and a large bottle of whiskey ....Fingers crossed he won't notice they're gone.