Worst Joke Ever 2025

[oxo1947]

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[GarryP]

On 9/25/2024 at 3:08 PM, roo860 said:

Meal Team 6

Compensating for their little "Thomases" which they haven't seen in years. Gives a totally different meaning to "shooting a load". 

[chickenslegs]

My son has been taking Spanish lessons since he was three. Now he's four and still doesn't know how to say please in Spanish.

 

I think that's poor for four.

[Mike Teavee]

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[roo860]

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[oxo1947]

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[Korat Kiwi]

[Korat Kiwi]

 

     “The fuel light’s on, Frank! We’re all going to die! … Wait, wait. … Oh, my mistake—that’s the intercom light.”

 

[Korat Kiwi]

 “And don’t give me that ‘I’m only bird-watching’ line.”

 

 

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[Zyxel]

After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and insane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, a lady stopped at a toy store to pick up a gift for her son. She brought her selection - a baseball bat to the cash register."Cash or charge," the clerk asked."Cash," she snapped.

Then apologizing for her rudeness, she explained, "I've spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau. I am not too sane right now!!""Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly, "Or are you going back?"

 

 

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