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Worst Joke Ever 2025

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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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Reminds me of a very old joke - How to catch a Polar Bear with a saw and a pack of frozen peas:

Use the saw to cut a hole in the ice, then sprinkle the peas on the water.
Wait until the bear goes for a pea, then kick him in the ice-hole.

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