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Worst Joke Ever 2025

By warfie
June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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(For the pedants, it was a special, high temperature, nonmeltable glass eye).

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My friend: “What do you call those things you blow & make a wish?"
Me: "Breathalyzer?"

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I entered a blindfold w**king contest last night.
I didn't win......

In fact I don't know where I came.

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I just read about a bloke who fell off a factory walkway into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Luckily he was unhurt.
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Proof that woman do things just to start an argument:

The wife rang me at work yesterday and said "I've not had time to make tea, do you fancy going out for some?"

"Yeah that sounds good", I replied.

When I got home from the restaurant there she was sat at the kitchen table with a face like thunder.

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