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June 5, 2009 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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This reminded me of a true story:

In a London pub sometime in the 70s.

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We once stole a stack of business cards from a lecturer at King Mongkhut's University and handed them out at various go-go bars in Bangkok. Their switchboard never received so many calls for Ajarn Graham

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