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Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. 
I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door.

 

What is a vampires favourite type of ship?

A blood vessel.


Q: Why do manly ghosts have so much trouble dating?
A: Women can see right through them!


What do witches put on their hair? 
Scare spray!

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For Halloween we dressed up as almonds. 
Everyone could tell we were nuts.

 

What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?


What do sea monsters eat for lunch? 
Fish and ships.


I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so I'm dressing up as a phone with the battery at 2% charge left and no signal.

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4 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Clowns to the left of me.

Jokers to the right .

And the voters are stuck in the middle of nowhere!

 

For once my comment is not really meant as a joke given what the whole bl**dy shambles the saga is!

""As the Bishop said to the Actress "can I come out now or later please".""

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2 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

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I have about 10 pairs of shorts but only 2 pairs I pee on. The rest are fine.

 

What is the problem with those 2 pairs? Do they hate me or what?

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Doctor to Patient:.....Did you use those suppositories that I prescribed?

 

Patient to Doctor......Yes, but for all the good they did me I might as well have stuck them up my ar*e!

 

 

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3 hours ago, billd766 said:

Where did you find my ad?

I thought that either I had sent it in my sleep or Andrew (D) had done so!

 

PS;  Should we run a Poll as to which TV Poster we think best meets the description?

 

PPS;  Who do we think would respond?

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I thought that either I had sent it in my sleep or Andrew (D) had done so!
 
PS;  Should we run a Poll as to which TV Poster we think best meets the description?
 
PPS;  Who do we think would respond?

Not guilty !!

( if it works out for you billd766 and she has a sister............Shotgun !! )
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On 12/6/2018 at 3:36 PM, scottiejohn said:

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"What the hell, I'm home all the time?" "Why can't you just be a normal girl?" *Gets arrested for child pornography.

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2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

I thought that either I had sent it in my sleep or Andrew (D) had done so!

 

PS;  Should we run a Poll as to which TV Poster we think best meets the description?

 

PPS;  Who do we think would respond?

Not me chief, engines. I am still only a 2 finger typer.

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