Worst Joke Ever 2025

ballpoint · August 30, 2022

5 hours ago, Crossy said:

Hands up everyone who tried to count the sheep

I started counting, but for some reason fell asleep.

DezLez · August 30, 2022

12 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I started counting, but for some reason fell asleep.

I think you are taking the goat, just like a lamb to the slaughter by ramming this info where it should not be rammed. It seems ewe are really trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

PS; there were only twenty she zzzzz! ????

DezLez · August 30, 2022

sanuk711 · August 30, 2022

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ballpoint · August 30, 2022

2 hours ago, DezLez said:

I think you are taking the goat, just like a lamb to the slaughter by ramming this info where it should not be rammed. It seems ewe are really trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

PS; there were only twenty she zzzzz! ????

That's enough of your sheep shots, I get my info from the wool street journal, not from some fleece ridden woolmart store.

DezLez · August 30, 2022

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

That's enough of your sheep shots, I get my info from the wool street journal, not from some fleece ridden woolmart store.

I thought you could have knitted together a less woolly and patterned reply and even possibly have made a more sheepish response before stitching together such a round up of flocking awful responses.

I do hope you did not pay anyone for them or you wool certainly have been well fleeced!

chickenslegs · August 30, 2022

10 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

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That reminds me of the terrible day when my best friend got run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then another red lorry and a final yellow lorry.

Telling his wife how he died was the hardest thing I've ever had to do.