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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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My neighbour's a devout Buddhist, but he still celebrates Christmas.

Every December he sits under the Christmas tree, wraps himself in paper and lives in the present.

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An angel walks into a hardware store and says, “I’d like to buy a Christmas tree.”
The cashier asks, “Are you putting it up yourself?”
The angel replies, “Yes.”

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The perfect Christmas present, from 1951. Complete with a lump of uranium-238.  Buy it for your kids and see their tiny faces light up.

 

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May be an image of text that says "As the comet approaches two vicious tyrannosaurs fight over a running table saw now try to not see it"

 

"Tablesaur" surely :whistling:

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

The perfect Christmas present, from 1951. Complete with a lump of uranium-238.  Buy it for your kids and see their tiny faces light up.

 

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I’ll never buy a Liverpool advent calendar ever again

All the windows are smashed and someone stole all the chocolates

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