Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ballpoint]

My new diet allows you to eat any food that is not in a basket.
I tell you, it's no picnic....

[ballpoint]

I'm off to a fancy dress party this weekend disguised as a Tupperware box and I'm so excited.
I can hardly contain myself.

[ballpoint]

Warning!

Do not eat liquorice before bed.

You dream about all sorts .

[ballpoint]

I’m fed up being an infectious disease and virology specialist on the internet;

so today I’ve decided to become an expert with insider knowledge on Afghanistan.

[fangless]

15 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

I'm off to a fancy dress party this weekend disguised as a Tupperware box and I'm so excited.
I can hardly contain myself.

Oh put a lid on it please or I will seal myself away in a box.

[fangless]

17 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

My new diet allows you to eat any food that is not in a basket.
I tell you, it's no picnic....

No just a marathon!

[fangless]

22 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Or is it one of Granny's myths?

That is the core question that gives us all the pips.

[tomazbodner]

2 hours ago, fangless said:

Or you could just order Taco Bell...

[tomazbodner]

[Yellowtail]

2 hours ago, fangless said:

Is that the same as the lesser spotted throat warbler or have I blown it again?

Not to be confused with California's State Bird, the White Swallow....

[tomazbodner]

[tomazbodner]

[tifino]

waiting in line... 

 

 

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[WorriedNoodle]

[overherebc]

After the Last Supper a large plastic bag filled with empty lager cans and wine bottles was found under the table.

It was all that was left of Judas's carry out.

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[Zyxel]

[ravip]

[Martin71]

[Martin71]

[tifino]

1 hour ago, Martin71 said:

Bin Liner 

[ravip]

[Martin71]

[Zyxel]