Wayne Rooney has revealed he's delighted to have smashed dry January.
January, 87, is recovering after undergoing emergency surgery.

For ****'s sake. It's been nearly six weeks since Christmas, and today I found Glitter in my kids' bedroom again.

Yesterday, I called my landlord and told him I gotta a leak in my sink.
He said, "Go ahead, I'm not judging you."

My mate Dave only has one leg but it didn't stop him from getting a job at the brewery.

They put him in charge of the hops.

The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic.
Medics say he needed a second coat.

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Edited February 10, 20233 yr by MJCM

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