1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I finally solved the problem of the breaker always tripping...

 

True. Sorry not a joke.

In Malaysia on a construction job the townsite would interrupt the power supply after lunch so that all the AC in the housing would drop out and not operate in the afternoon. 

The Germans and the Austrians briefly wondered why all the Canadian AC's were still running when they arrived home after work.  

Because similar to the above picture the Canadians, most of whom were involved in commissioning, had either jammed a tooth pick in beside the green start button to keep the contact made or opened up the start/stop box and shunted or bypassed the Start button completely.

 

Edited June 13, 20233 yr by VocalNeal

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Get a room

 

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12 hours ago, MJCM said:

Get a room

 

They've just bin having fun ????

43 minutes ago, VBF said:

They've just bin having fun ????

I hadn't seen my neighbour put out his bin for a while.

One day I saw him in the garden and asked him: "Where’s your bin?"

He said: "I've been on holiday."

I said: "No, where’s your wheelie bin?"

He said: "Ok, I’ve really been in prison."

I caught my wife going through the neighbour’s bins...

She's not nosey, she’s just terrible at parking!

Old age is a heck of a lot better than the alternative.

 

What’s the best part of old age?
That it doesn’t last very long.

 

Which underwear brand do seniors love best?
It Depends.

 

I called the incontinence hotline recently. They asked if I could hold.

 

A woman is sitting at a bar when an older gentleman sits down beside her.

“So,” he says, “do I come here often?”

 

What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays?
Retired.

 

 

I decided to buy one of the new high-speed Stannah stairlifts.

 

Apparently, they're guaranteed get you to the top of the stairs before you forget what you went up for.

 

Edited June 13, 20233 yr by chickenslegs

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Either off duty cops are making extra money---

---or Grab is fed up with complaints.

 

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Edited June 14, 20233 yr by oxo1947

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