Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney

and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For

her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.

This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me

because she got a diamond ring."

As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's

birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet.

This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because

she got the gold bracelet."

As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to

buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like

the T-shirt she can go ....... herself!"

3 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

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Ahhh..talking about the Aussies (current world champions) just about to steal the Ashes of the Poms.

Could be a sticky wicket.

I'm devastated.  I tried to use Pen15 as a password, but my computer said it isn't long enough.

41 minutes ago, roo860 said:

His sister across the street is wearing the wrong socks.

 

4 hours ago, jvs said:

His sister across the street is wearing the wrong socks.

 

I suspect she is actually his brother!