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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Figure of Speech.

How many can you find.

I'll start off with "hit the nail on the head"

 

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Born with a silver spoon in your mouth

Kick the bucket

Put all your eggs in one basket

Ace up your sleeve

Keep your cards close to your chest

Time flies

Wear your heart on your sleeve

Cat got your tongue

A piece of cake

A red herring

bug in your ear

Spill the beans

The shoe is on the other foot  (?)

In a nutshell

The world is your oyster

tie yourself in knots

More holes than a Swiss cheese 

The big cheese

"I'll start off with "hit the nail on the head"

 

Doesn't look like a nail to me

I'll go with

"A screw loose"

Cherry on the cake

2 minutes ago, MickTurator said:

"I'll start off with "hit the nail on the head"

 

Doesn't look like a nail to me

I'll go with

"A screw loose"

Head screwed on right

Put your best foot forward

Bird brain

Walking on eggshells

Cat by the tail...

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