9 minutes ago, tifino said:

heh heh heh you're supposed to be too distracted... ???? 

It's not that distracting...

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 1, 20206 yr by ballpoint

1 hour ago, tifino said:

heh heh heh you're supposed to be too distracted... ????

 

Here's another one that went viral

and ended up being clickbait for dozens of websites.   

Optical Illusion of Three Women on Bench Goes Viral

 

On 5/1/2020 at 9:49 AM, tifino said:

Visual Association

 

She seems to have bigger tits in one of the images, cannot figure out which.

10 minutes ago, MJKT2014 said:

She seems to have bigger tits in one of the images, cannot figure out which.

The right one is fully covered by her hand, so must be the left one... ????

 

Edited May 2, 20206 yr by Peter Denis

On 5/1/2020 at 4:47 PM, Davo369 said:

 only one said it how like it really went down... and besides - why speak with any sense of respect to either target?

 - woof 

the robot

 

 

the bull 

 

 

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock.

 

They only have $600 left.

 

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister;

 "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

 

The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says;

 "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

 

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds;

 "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.

She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

 

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her one word: comfortable." 

 

The operator shakes his head;

"How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word [comfortable]?"

 

The brunette explains;

 "My sister's blonde.

The word's big.

She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good old classic

6 hours ago, Peter Denis said:

The right one is fully covered by her hand, so must be the left one... ????

 

He’s only got a foot

40 minutes ago, JAS21 said:

He’s only got a foot

Keep going there are more!!

1 hour ago, jvs said:

Keep going there are more!!

She is looking away because she knows he only has a foot and she is a big girl....

missing bracelet as well

6 minutes ago, bluebluewater said:

missing bracelet as well

both bags,chair,and more.

Papers on the table