Well, isn’t that just grate !!
 

 

Subject: LETTER FROM CHANNEL 4

Dear Sir.

On behalf of Channel 4 Television, may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show. Also, thank you for the charming photograph of her that you enclosed.

Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the programme if selected, I would like to point out that the correct title of the series is actually “Fact Hunt”

Kind regards.....

That’s impressive !!

 

 

Not actually as crazy as it might first appear !!

 

Some governments are so desperate to get things back to normal that......

 

25 minutes ago, tomazbodner said:

Leaves me speechless.

No panic buying? Leaf some for other people.

1 hour ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

That’s impressive !!

 

 

Impressive, but not my cup of tea.

Bought a Covid-19 test kit from Alibaba. Turns out I'm pregnant!

 

15 minutes ago, Crossy said:

Bought a Covid-19 test kit from Alibaba. Turns out I'm pregnant!

The one I saw said 'Your horse is pregnant'.

And this brings us to an oldie but goodie.

 

Walmart installed a medical kiosk

For $10 and a urine sample, it would diagnose any condition. When my friend went with a sore elbow, the computer printout read "You have tennis elbow. Soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for 2 weeks"

 

Impressed, my friend wondered if he could fool the machine. He mixed tap water with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and then pleasured himself into the mixture.

 

When he put the sample into the machine the next day, the printout read: "

1. Your tap water is too hard. Use softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Give it antibiotics.

3. Your daughter is on cocaine. Get her to rehab.

4. Your wife is expecting twins. Not yours. Get a lawyer.

5. If you keep playing with yourself, your tennis elbow won't get better!

 

"Thank you for shopping at Walmart"

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^ Given the first time she walked away....