Should this be in the joke section?????

This whole Covid-19 thing must be extremely stressful for the Flat Earthers.
The fear of social distancing measures could push these people over the edge.

My parrot died at the weekend because of extreme obesity. I'm sad, but it's really a weight off my shoulders.

An undertaker arrives home from work one day sporting a lovely black eye.

"What happened to you?" asks his wife.

"Well, the police called me to the Grand Hotel today.  They'd found a dead guy in his room with a large erection and they were having trouble fitting him into the body bag. They needed my help."

"So?" says the wife.

"So I went to the room and, sure enough, the guy was lying there with the biggest erection I've ever seen.  I grabbed it with both hands and tried to break it in two."

"Ok," says the wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"

"I was in the wrong room."

A bloke finds an old lamp and gives it a wipe to clean it, and out pops a genie.

"You have three wishes", said the genie, "use them wisely."

The bloke says "I wish you were <deleted> at maths."

"What a waste of a wish", the genie replies, "now you've only got nine left."

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

This whole Covid-19 thing must be extremely stressful for the Flat Earthers.
The fear of social distancing measures could push these people over the edge.

One of the good ones. ????

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.

The husband puts, “Mypenis,”

The wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”

Meanwhile, back in Lancashire !!

 

It’s really amazing what some people will believe nowadays !!

 

This one is actually true !!

 

 

bonus of a speeding ticket

 

 

 

True story this !!