Armageddon !

 

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13 minutes ago, Dumbastheycome said:

Armageddon !

 

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Don't try this at Home  

23 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Maybe after a few pints ??

 

aim at the red cross, and you should be home...

Meanwhile, back in the U.K., lockdown takes its toll !!

 

Some healthy options to lose those extra kilos gained during lockdown....... within reason ????

 

My mum invited us round for lunch. Got to the car and it had a flat. I phoned and said that I would be late as my girlfriend had a puncture.
Dad answered and said "<deleted>! I thought you had a real one this time!”

The governing body of golf have announced a new rule called the Dominic Cummings shot - a long drive that goes out of bounds but does not incur a penalty.

Breaking news: There has been a huge explosion at a cheese factory in France, police are going through the de brie for any clues.

8 minutes ago, vogie said:

Breaking news: There has been a huge explosion at a cheese factory in France, police are going through the de brie for any clues.

That joke is older than Edam and Eve.

1 hour ago, chickenslegs said:

That joke is older than Edam and Eve.

Tread caerphilly, another cheese pun thread could be detremmental to our health !