What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?

“I dis a brie.”

What kind of cheese do beavers eat?

Edam.

Edited May 31, 20206 yr by faraday
spellin'

14 minutes ago, faraday said:

What kind of cheese do beavers eat?

Edam.

That must be Yorkshire cheese, I thought it was Dutch?

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

It wasn't thought through properly. It's obviously full of holes.

On 5/29/2020 at 5:52 AM, Crossy said:

Mohair GP?

A man goes to confession after a long absence.

He sits in the booth, looks around & says to the Priest,

''The confessional has really changed father. I don't remember Guinness on tap and gay porn mags in the booths".

The Priest replies, "That's because you're in my ****in seat!''

A bloke walks into a pet shop, places a bomb on the counter and says "You've got one minute to get out."

A tortoise out the back shouts, "You *******!"

^

Pastoral - n. To old for foreplay

Torpedo - A Glastonbury based nonce.

Meanwhile, back in the U.K., the government has bought some new lifeguard costumes to make people aware that social distancing rules still apply ...................  even at Morecambe !!

 

 

 

It only takes 43 muscles to frown but 72 to say <deleted> off .............................. it’s definitely worth the extra effort !!

US riots have spread north to Canada ...