Found this on my morning walk, and would like to return it to its owner.

Rubber bands are expensive these days.

Sam was walking over fields when he saw the vicar with his arm down a rabbit hole. "Ey oop vicar what are doing" said Sam. "Rabbiting Sam "said the Vicar," Do you want a go"? Sam had a go but caught nothing. The vicar had another go and caught a huge rabbit. What's thy secret" said Sam. The vicar replied " Rub your hand between the wife's legs and the smell will attract the rabbits"

Sam went home and saw his wife was bent over the oven so he shoved his hand between her legs.

She gave a shudder and then said "Oohhhh good morning Vicar"