I've got an interview tomorrow for a job as an underwater diver.

I hope I'm successful, but am not holding my breath.

I found this on the menu at our local cafe - idemx rilgl.
I asked the waitress: "What is it?"
She said: "Mixed grill".

The three unwritten rules of business:
1.

2.

3.

Following all the anguish on multiple tax threads here, the Revenue Department has released a simple English language form:

 

1. What was your income for the year?

2. What were your expenses?

3. How much have you left?

4. Send it in

I made Himalayan Rabbit stew today.
It’s the same as regular rabbit stew, but I found Himalayan in the road.

News just in ...

 

A young person has been found dead following a party at the house of a former French footballer.

Details are still sketchy, but police suspect that it was murder on Zidane's floor.

I guess it was only a matter of time.