6 hours ago, VBF said:

 

I worked in the US some years ago. On the morning of July 4th, I was greeted in the workshop with cries of "It's Kick-a-Brit day"

 

As you might imagine, I was expecting it and replied:

Well, we call it "Cure-a-haemorrhoid day" 

 

There followed a stunned silence.....

 

Your workshop worked on the fourth of July?

 

 

A lot of women complain that their husbands never listen to them.

I'm proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

5 hours ago, Yellowtail said:

Your workshop worked on the fourth of July?

From memory, we were so busy that yes it did. It's a long time ago, so such details are a bit blurry but hat's how I remember it.