Playing hits like

Where the sheeps have no name.

With or without ewe.

Abattoir, bloody abattoir.

All I want is ewe.

And many more, that I can't be arsed to come up with.

McDonald’s Logan. (Oz)                   Where it’s a bit cold, so you need a hat.

 

I don't know. That's exactly the sort of spelling I'd expect from an American company...

33 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

You can tell how old this is, because it says "millionaire"  

15 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

You can tell how old this is, because it says "millionaire"  

There are only 82 Billionaires in the UK Yellowtail  thats 15 more in the last 35 years.....   America it Ain't    

 

 

In 2025, the UK is home to 82 billionaires, according to Yahoo Finance. Their combined wealth is estimated at £312 billion.

While the number of billionaires has slightly decreased from 83 in 2024,

Just now, oxo1947 said:

There are only 82 Billionaires in the UK Yellowtail  thats 15 more in the last 35 years.....   America it Ain't    

 

 

In 2025, the UK is home to 82 billionaires, according to Yahoo Finance. Their combined wealth is estimated at £312 billion.

While the number of billionaires has slightly decreased from 83 in 2024,

Oh, it was in the UK, the white, female nurse threw me off...

2 minutes ago, Yellowtail said:

Oh, it was in the UK, the white, female nurse threw me off...

................

Just before her 70th birthday, a woman says to her husband,

"You know what, I think I'll go and see a doctor and get myself checked over. I haven't had an examination in ages."

"That's a good idea, darling," says her husband.

Two days later, she is telling the doctor why she's come to him.

"I haven't had a check-up for over 25 years, and I think it wise to have one now,"she tells him.

"I agree" he says.

"Get undressed, put on this gown and go sit on the examining table over there. Then I'll look you over."

As soon as she's done what he asked, the doctor goes over to her, puts his hand under the gown, lifts her right breast and tells her,

"Say Ninety-nine."

"Ninety-nine," she says.

"Nothing wrong there," replied the doctor.

He then lifts her left breast and again says to her, "Say Ninety-nine."

She says, "Ninety-nine."

"This one is fine too," says the doctor,

"Now I'd like to check out your other vitals.

Lie down on the table and put your feet in the stirrups."

She does what the Doctor asked.

The doctor puts on a rubber glove, rubs on some KY jelly and starts to check out her private parts for any problem signs.

He once again says to her, "Say Ninety-nine."

This time she replies," One two three four..............."

1 minute ago, Zyxel said:

Party Poppers!