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4 minutes ago, CallumWK said:

Next time pay some more for your hotel 🙂 

 

Company are paying and it's a 10 minute walk to the office.

 

https://pyramidsparkresort.com/

 

View from the office car park.

 

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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2 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Company are paying and it's a 10 minute walk to the office.

 

https://pyramidsparkresort.com/

 

View from the office car park.

 

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Hotel looks nice enough, maybe he has a cold :whistling:

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9 hours ago, Crossy said:

In Egypt the penalty for murder is death!!

If I put the aircon on high I can't hear him from my hotel room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seems a fair trade.

On the plus side, he'll be dead.

And on the other plus side, you'll be too, so you won't have to listen to his replacement.

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The Italians have decided to put a clock on the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
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I went to the grocery store, and the kid bagging my stuff asked if I wanted paper or plastic.

I told him I didn't care and he could decide for me.

He looked me dead in the eye and said, “You have to pick. Baggers can't be choosers.”

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A Romanian, an Arab and a Cockney lass are in the same bar.
When the Romanian finishes his beer he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces, he says, 'In Romania our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his non-alcohol beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Cockney lass, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp & throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Romanian and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,

'In London, we have so many foreigners that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'...

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