I saw an obese man raging about the idea of transgenders reading books to children.

WTF?

I was clearly seeing the outline of his man boobs,i was thinking,how transgender is this dude himself?

 

HBD Carlos Santana

I’ve seen a few jokes about dwarfs recently and I’m sick of it.
My girlfriend has dwarfism, and is kinder and works harder than anyone I know. She deserves respect and shouldn’t be treated so poorly by you lot.

In fact, to make it up to her I’m going to make her a lovely meal, pour her a glass of wine, and run her a nice hot sink

A man walks up to a beautiful woman waiting for a bus and asks: Would you sleep with me for 500 Baht?

What's wrong with you?! woman starts shouting... You bastardly pervert, you sicko, how dare you?!!!

 

That's too bad, says the man. I really need 500 Baht...

A blonde walks into a flower shop and asks the seller: I'd like to buy a red rose...

Seller: How long?

Blonde: What? I can rent it as well?

Bar in Pattaya, only a man and a woman sitting in there, sipping beer, when man turns to woman and asks: Would you mind if I light up a cigarette?

Woman: Not at all. Please, feel like at home.

Man: Nevermind then...

2 friends talking.... So, I've heard you married a boxer. What is he like?

Never boring.

What do you mean?

Looks different after every match...

Golfer was moving around and measuring distance around the ball for over 15 minutes already, when his colleague has enough...

What the hell is wrong with you? Aren't you going to play already?!

See, there's my wife on the terrace of the restaurant, observing me play...

So? No chance you hit her from this distance!

Surgeon, architect and politician are arguing over whose profession is the oldest...

Surgeon says: God created Eve out of Adam's rib... That's a surgical procedure!

Yes, says architect, but before that he created universe out of chaos... 

Politician looks at both of them and says: And who do you think created chaos?