6 hours ago, terryq said:

 

That one cracked me up !

 

 

 

I want one.

@oxo1947

 

Just down the road from a Catholic school  Finchley North London 2008

 

 

4 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Only man who ever entered Parliament with honest intentions.😊 

14 hours ago, Digitalbanana said:

 

Don't worry. If it was the type of coffee shop where people work on laptops, then they were all wayne kerrs anyway.

Mama, just grilled a naan.

I stopped at a motorway services in England and fancied a cheeseburger so I went to the chuck wagon and there was a big old woman behind the counter.

I asked for a cheeseburger and a hot dog and she reached into the freezer and took out a frozen burger patty.

She then placed the burger under her armpit.

I asked "what are you doing with the burger"?

"Oh I'm just defrosting it for you" she answered.

I replied "well if that's the case you can cancel the bloody hotdog!"

Iran has announced that Trump's assault on its bunker failed to reach adequate depth to accomplish anything.

Stormy Daniels was quoted as saying, "You too?"