Jackie married Tony and had 13 children.
Sadly, Tony passed away in a workplace accident.
Jackie then remarried Bert, and they had 7 more children.
Twelve years later, sadly, Bert was killed in a car accident. .
Jackie then married John, and together they had 5 more children..
After a lifetime and 25 children, Jackie finally passed away.
At her funeral, the preacher stood over her coffin, prayed, and said,
“Lord, they’re finally together.” .
Ethel leaned over to her best friend Margaret and whispered,

“Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied,

“I think he means her legs, Ethel… I think he means her legs.”

11 hours ago, still kicking said:

 

Or, as Blackadder would put it...