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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Georgealbert · 14 hours ago14 hr

Residents in the Khao Talo atea and motorists using the Khao Talo railway crossing have been advised that a major road safety emergency exercise will take place on 13 July 2025, between 08:00 and 12:00. Wat Yan Sang Wararam Hospital, working with relevant agencies, will conduct a joint drill designed to improve the prevention of and response to road traffic accidents at the railway crossing. The exercise will involve a realistic emergency simulation, with ambulances, advanced life support vehic
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?
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Passbook updater at SCB bank ATM on Jomtien Beach Rd near Immigration?

Jingthing · 8 hours ago8 hr

Time sensitive query. Only respond if you know. I recall there is an SCB ATM on Jomtien beach road at approximately Soi 3 which is of course close to immigration on Soi 5. Not asking about the large SCB branch much further out on Jomtien Beach Road past the night markett. So that ATM exists correct? Does it have a PASSBOOK printer updater? I don't have the SCB app so can't look it up there. Thank you.
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Care / residential / retirement home?
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Johnlkuk · yesterday at 12:53 PM1 day

I asked a few months back about a fit to fly certificate for my (now 95 years young) neighbour. Sadly, due to his age and failing health, a realisation has set in, for him and his family, that staying here for his final days may be his better option. Right now his family are funding full time care in his own condo, but are now contemplating if a care home would be a better option. Can anyone recommend any places local to Pattaya? And, if possible, approximate costs for a live in resident in
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Labour backs Burnham but voters still haven't a clue what he stands For Andy Burnham is on course to become Britain's next Prime Minister after an overwhelming majority of Labour MPs rallied behind him in what opponents have branded a political "stitch-up" that leaves voters with more questions than answers. The former Greater Manchester mayor secured the backing of 322 of Labour's 403 MPs on the first day of leadership nominations, effectively ending the contest before it had begun. With nomi
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Trump's losses keep mounting
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Trump's losses keep mounting

Mavideol · May 30May 30

it all all about the bragging and doing this and that putting his name on anything and everything until some judges start to uphold the law and challenge his decisions, this is just the beginning the outcome will be his impeachment and removal... The Kennedy Center back to it's original name Trump Loses It After Judge Rules He Can't Slap His Name On Kennedy Center https://au.yahoo.com/news/trump-loses-judge-rules-cant-224831687.html “Unless I am free to do what I do better than anyone else, br
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“Dem's have a Bolshevik revolution going on in primaries". News
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Mid term national security crisis going on in the country . With a full blown national security crisis unfolding ahead of the 2026 midterms, Trump has rightly warned that 'Communists are finally making their move.' Recent socialist sweeps in New York Dem primaries have exposed a radical shift, prompting NRCC Chair Richard Hudson to tell House Republicans that Dem's are in the midst of a "Bolshevik revolution" in their own party. This isn't just politics as usual , it's an ideological threat tha
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https://leavingmaga.org/ Dear MAGA Americans, I was a devoted member of MAGA nation for seven years; it made me feel I was part of something important: a movement that was trying to save American democracy. But starting in 2021, I realized I had been mistaken. It took me a full year to finally break away. During that time, I came to understand that MAGA is sustained by a series of myths that are intended to create perpetual feelings of desperation and panic. Succumbing to these predatory myths
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Trump's losses keep mounting
Trump's losses keep mounting

SingAPorn replied to Mavideol's topic in Political Soapbox

Trump is not to blame. It's all the foolish people who are bootlicking him, who are to blame. Like almost all the leaders in Europe and major business CEO's.
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people of 100 yrs dont go to the gym
people of 100 yrs dont go to the gym

SingAPorn replied to 3NUMBAS's topic in The Wellness Zone

The main point here is do 100 yr olds go to get serviced at the soapy ? or is it those fine nurses or why not, some doctors in the elderly homes, who do the job (with gloves please) ?
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Worst Joke Ever 2026
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people of 100 yrs dont go to the gym
people of 100 yrs dont go to the gym

Mr Awesome replied to 3NUMBAS's topic in The Wellness Zone

This is an oversimplification. People with chronic diseases often experience weight loss near the end of life. Additionally, smokers typically have lower body weights, and smoking is associated with increased mortality rates. If we exclude smokers and individuals with chronic diseases, the people who tend to live the longest have a Body Mass Index (BMI) between 22 and 25. https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371%2Fjournal.pone.0088641
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Making your own wine at home
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Making your own wine at home

Peterphuket · 30 minutes ago30 min

I’ve been toying with the idea of making my own wine here. I’ve done a bit of research here and there into buying the necessary equipment, as well as the process of making it. For that reason, I’m not sure whether it’s actually possible here; for instance, fermenting for thirty days at a temperature of 30 degrees Celsius doesn’t seem to me to be conducive to producing a drinkable wine. Is there anyone here who has a different opinion, particularly regarding making wine here in Thailand?
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Rockyroad · yesterday at 06:30 AM1 day

What life lessons can we learn from the Thais? There is the respect of elders. There is being humble.
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